THE KEY!!

IT'S OFFICIAL!!

I am a home owner!!

Joke of the Day: Skoal Condoms

Prior to her trip to West Virginia, Jenny -- a New Yorker -- confided to her sorority sisters she had 3 goals for her trip to the Mountain State. She
wanted to skydive off the New River Gorge Bridge, go whitewater rafting down the New River and have sex with a redneck.

Upon her return, her sorority sisters were curious as to how she fared.

"Let me tell you, jumping off the bridge was unbelievable! And I had so much fun when I went whitewater rafting. I got thrown out of the raft right into the rapids! What a rush! The scenery there is absolutely beautiful! It was incredible!"
They then asked, "Well tell us, did you have sex with a redneck?"

"Are you kidding?" She told them, "Once I saw the outline of the condom they carry around in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"

Look out ladies swim suit season is just around the corner and Mama bought baby a speedo

MINE, MINE, MINE!

I hope you all got the video of the inside... I should be closing in 2 weeks. This is the one!!!

No House For Me!

There was a terrible termite problem so I dropped the contract on the house... back to the drawing board!

Did Roger leave?

Okay--

I think I can get the Lake House for one last hurrah with you fockers before I make this parenting thing official...

Pencil in the first weekend of June---hopefully it will be warm enough to float in the water with some nice cocktails....

Kids welcome and encouraged party people!!!

Thank you Krista--I finally figured this out!!!!!!!!!

I have never been able to post anything!! I may go to my scanner next.....

I Won the Lottery!

Well, sorta. I got the Power Ball, so I win $2.

I'm rich!

I'm rich!

Photo of the Day

Who is that masked man licking Leo? Take a guess...

Natalie & Alex Get Up Close and Personal with Joan Rivers

Natalie and Alex's new BFF is Joan Rivers. Read all about it.

New Mommies!

CONGRATULATIONS!!

Bonnie and Kac

Keep your finger crossed!

So I bid on this house yesterday. I am so nervous. I am going to find out today if this is the house I am going to buy... Wish me luck!!!