Joke of the Day: Skoal Condoms

Prior to her trip to West Virginia, Jenny -- a New Yorker -- confided to her sorority sisters she had 3 goals for her trip to the Mountain State. She
wanted to skydive off the New River Gorge Bridge, go whitewater rafting down the New River and have sex with a redneck.

Upon her return, her sorority sisters were curious as to how she fared.

"Let me tell you, jumping off the bridge was unbelievable! And I had so much fun when I went whitewater rafting. I got thrown out of the raft right into the rapids! What a rush! The scenery there is absolutely beautiful! It was incredible!"
They then asked, "Well tell us, did you have sex with a redneck?"

"Are you kidding?" She told them, "Once I saw the outline of the condom they carry around in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"