Poll. Let's get to know each other better.
1. Do you think you can be in a relationship for 6 months without cheating?
2. What's your favorite color?
3. What are you doing now?
4. What is one thing you question a lot?
5. Do you lead people on?Yes.6. Are you?
7. Have you ever told someone of the opposite sex that you loved them?
8. Is there anyone who doesn't like you?
9. Do you miss someone?
10. Did any of your friends go out with any of your ex's?
11. Are looks important?
12. What are you wearing?
13. Are you mad at someone right now?
14. Where do your keep your money?
15. How did you wake up this morning?
16. Which is more romantic: sunrise or sunset?
17. Quick say a verse from any song?
18. Would you die for someone?
19. Your last time in the hospital?
20. Do you love anyone?
21. Do long distance relationships work?
22. How was your day?
23. Do you live near any of your friends?
24. Are you scared of spiders?
25. How do you walk?Like a man?
26. What do you think of Fergie?
27. Do you believe in love?
28. How old do you want to be when you have kids?
29. Why did you last throw up?
30. What do you know about the future?
31. Do you only drink bottled water?
32. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
33. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
34. Most hated food?
35. Do you wish someone would call you?
36. What's something you wish you could understand better?
37. If someone doesn't like you, it's usually because...
38. What are you excited about?
39. Kissed someone in the last 24 hrs?
40. Have you lost friends in the past years?
41. Sum up your current mood in one word.
42. Last time you cried?
43. Are you jealous of anybody?
2. What's your favorite color?
3. What are you doing now?
4. What is one thing you question a lot?
5. Do you lead people on?Yes.6. Are you?
7. Have you ever told someone of the opposite sex that you loved them?
8. Is there anyone who doesn't like you?
9. Do you miss someone?
10. Did any of your friends go out with any of your ex's?
11. Are looks important?
12. What are you wearing?
13. Are you mad at someone right now?
14. Where do your keep your money?
15. How did you wake up this morning?
16. Which is more romantic: sunrise or sunset?
17. Quick say a verse from any song?
18. Would you die for someone?
19. Your last time in the hospital?
20. Do you love anyone?
21. Do long distance relationships work?
22. How was your day?
23. Do you live near any of your friends?
24. Are you scared of spiders?
25. How do you walk?Like a man?
26. What do you think of Fergie?
27. Do you believe in love?
28. How old do you want to be when you have kids?
29. Why did you last throw up?
30. What do you know about the future?
31. Do you only drink bottled water?
32. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
33. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
34. Most hated food?
35. Do you wish someone would call you?
36. What's something you wish you could understand better?
37. If someone doesn't like you, it's usually because...
38. What are you excited about?
39. Kissed someone in the last 24 hrs?
40. Have you lost friends in the past years?
41. Sum up your current mood in one word.
42. Last time you cried?
43. Are you jealous of anybody?
posted by Drebbit "where are my pants" Drummond-Carter @ 8:55 AM
6 Comments:
At 2/26/2008 09:08:00 AM,
Drebbit "where are my pants" Drummond-Carter said…
1. Do you think you can be in a relationship for 6 months without cheating?
Wow 6 months, way to set the bar high. I think I could.
2. What's your favorite color?
bleached anus
3. What are you doing now?
getting my anus bleached
4. What is one thing you question a lot?
Jeopardy
5. Do you lead people on?
Yes.
6. Are you? Yes I am.
7. Have you ever told someone of the opposite sex that you loved them?
Yes, and other species.
8. Is there anyone who doesn't like you?
Probably alot of people.
9. Do you miss someone?
Yes, I miss the A team. I wish they would bring it back so bad.
10. Did any of your friends go out with any of your ex's?
I hope so.
11. Are looks important?
Yes. It is the single most important factor in anything.
12. What are you wearing?
Thong (backwards) a boa, and pasties
13. Are you mad at someone right now?
Yes. Osama Bin Laden.
14. Where do your keep your money?
In my wife's purse.
15. How did you wake up this morning?
Getting screamed at to get the kids ready for school
18. Which is more romantic: sunrise or sunset?
sunburns
16. Quick say a verse from any song?
My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.
17. Would you die for someone?
yes, Tom Wopat.
18. Your last time in the hospital?
When my wife pooped out my son.
19. How many letters are in your last name? twelve.
20. Do you love anyone?
yes and everyone (except Davey).
21. Do long distance relationships work?
I have dated Lorenzo Lamas for 12 years.
22. How was your day?
Ass.
23. Do you live near any of your friends?
Yes, Jesus he lives in my heart.
24. Are you scared of spiders?
Yes, and spider viens.
25. How do you walk?
Like a man? No, like an asshole.
26. What do you think of Fergie?
I think if her name was Bert "Bertalicious" would not be a very good song.
27. Do you believe in love?
I believe in Cher songs and warm milk.
28. How old do you want to be when you have kids?
For dinner?.
29. Why did you last throw up?
Drunk and threw up on my shoes. I wish it was a long time ago, but it wasn't.
30. What do you know about the future?
I know tomorrow is only a day away. Unless it's yesterday.
31. Do you only drink bottled water?
No I drink bottled beer as well.
32. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
In a single relationship.
33. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
No. God forgives, I don't.
34. Most hated food?
Olives, and puppies..
35. Do you wish someone would call you?
No. Please don't.
36. What's something you wish you could understand better?
Women.
37. If someone doesn't like you, it's usually because...
I punched them in the face.
38. What are you excited about?
How can you tell I am excited?
39. Kissed someone in the last 24 hrs?
yep. 3 people (wife and kids).
40. Have you lost friends in the past years?
Yes. I lost my friend Alex to Linux.
41. Sum up your current mood in one word.
Ass.
42. Last time you cried?
When we surprised my daughter with Hannah Montanna tickets. Weak I know.
43. Are you jealous of anybody?
Yes. I am jealous of Jet Li because he gets to be a 4 ft tall ninja which has always been my dream.
At 2/26/2008 11:22:00 AM,
Anonymous said…
1. Do you think you can be in a relationship for 6 months without cheating?
Not a big cheater.
2. What's your favorite color?
Green
3. What are you doing now?
Writing Star Tracks on People.com
4. What is one thing you question a lot?
My sanity
5. Do you lead people on?
No, I'm not a tour guide.
6. Are you?
No, I am no.
7. Have you ever told someone of the opposite sex that you loved them?
Now I feel like I'm in high school.
8. Is there anyone who doesn't like you?
There's a long fucking list.
9. Do you miss someone?
Not at this exact moment.
10. Did any of your friends go out with any of your ex's?
Nobody that I'm still friends with.
11. Are looks important?
Fuck yes -- I'm a superficial bitch.
12. What are you wearing?
jeans, black boots, gray sweater, panties, bra, earrings and a really cute scarf that my friend Jenn made for me and gave me this morning.
13. Are you mad at someone right now?
Nope, but someone is mad at me. Whatev.
14. Where do your keep your money?
Drebbit has it.
15. How did you wake up this morning?
Late, but alive.
16. Which is more romantic: sunrise or sunset?
I don't get turned on by either. I live for the in between.
17. Quick say a verse from any song?
Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup, they slither while they pass they slip, they make their way across the universe.
18. Would you die for someone?
Not right now. I'm kinda busy.
19. Your last time in the hospital?
I've never spent the night.
20. Do you love anyone?
The list is long.
21. Do long distance relationships work?
I don't know -- thank god.
22. How was your day?
It's only 10:46. Ask me again later.
23. Do you live near any of your friends?
Define near. Nobody lives on my block, but within driving/training distance, yes.
24. Are you scared of spiders?
Not terrified.
25. How do you walk?
I walk the line.
26. What do you think of Fergie?
She's skank.
27. Do you believe in love?
What's with the fucking love questions?
28. How old do you want to be when you have kids?
87.
29. Why did you last throw up?
When I saw Fergie's name. I swallowed it.
30. What do you know about the future?
Only Marty McFly knows.
31. Do you only drink bottled water?
Yes, against my better eco-friendly senses.
32. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
Depends on the day.
33. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Nope.
34. Most hated food?
I don't hate too many foods, which is my pounding problem.
35. Do you wish someone would call you?
Nope -- hate the phone. God bless email.
36. What's something you wish you could understand better?
English.
37. If someone doesn't like you, it's usually because...
I'm a total asshole.
38. What are you excited about?
Winning the lottery... if only that day would come.
39. Kissed someone in the last 24 hrs?
Actually, no.
40. Have you lost friends in the past years?
Not in the past year or two. Prior to that, YES!
41. Sum up your current mood in one word.
BORED
42. Last time you cried?
Some PMS meltdown.
43. Are you jealous of anybody?
People who don't have a lot of hair. Right Nat?
At 2/27/2008 02:33:00 AM,
Anonymous said…
I was wondering if anyone would actually do this. I laughed. Thank you Suzy you are beautiful and whoever it is that hates you I will kill.
At 2/28/2008 07:10:00 PM,
Bonnie "Is that a parking ticket?" Carter said…
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1. Do you think you can be in a relationship for 6 months without cheating?
I think a better question for me is how long can I stay in a relationship without getting divorced....
2. What's your favorite color?
White--because I can6 bleach it.
3. What are you doing now?
Laughing my ass off at Drebbit's comments.
4. What is one thing you question a lot?
Whether or not I turned off the coffee maker.
5. Do you lead people on?
What does this mean?
6. Are you? I still don't know..
7. Have you ever told someone of the opposite sex that you loved them?
SeriouslY?? is this meant for toddlers? I told Mike in 1991, but who knows how these things work out...
8. Is there anyone who doesn't like you?
Nobody--I think I am getting the democratic nomination.
9. Do you miss someone?
Yes, I miss myself at 9:45 at night, I haven't seen her in a while...
10. Did any of your friends go out with any of your ex's?
Yup.
11. Are looks important?
yes, otherwise I would never cross a road.
12. What are you wearing?
Spit up. And a new sweater.
13. Are you mad at someone right now?
I agree with Drebbit-I am also mad at Osama Bin Laden! God Bless the USA!
14. Where do your keep your money?
In Mike's checking account, and in my emergency kit.
15. How did you wake up this morning?
Hoping for a snow day.
18. Which is more romantic: sunrise or sunset?
Which ever I can see from the casino...
16. Quick say a verse from any song?
"I'm fucking Matt Damon"
17. Would you die for someone?
Yes.
18. Your last time in the hospital?
August
19. How many letters are in your last name? 6
20. Do you love anyone?
21. Do long distance relationships work?
Uh...no.
22. How was your day?
Perfect.
23. Do you live near any of your friends?
Yes, but I wish I lived further from Drebbit.
24. Are you scared of spiders?
Yes, I am scared of Drebbit's spider veins.
25. How do you walk?
in minimal distances. Nat doesn't understand this, and I have to take secret cabs around the city.
26. What do u think of Fergie?
I think she has done wonders for Weight Watchers, and I think she would have made a find queen.
27. Do you believe in love?
absolutely.
28. How old do you want to be when you have kids?
28
29. Why did you last throw up?
Pregnancy
30. What do you know about the future?
If my boobs will stay up.
31. Do you only drink bottled water?
Absolutely not. I drink lots of things in bottles.
32. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
In a relationship.
33. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Depends on what you have done to me
34. Most hated food?
Mexican.
35. Do you wish someone would call you?
Almost never.
36. What's something you wish you could understand better?
my television
37. If someone doesn't like you, it's usually because...
I am friends with Drebbit.
38. What are you excited about?
The face that Drebbit and Julie are having my second child for me.
39. Kissed someone in the last 24 hrs?
yes
40. Have you lost friends in the past years?
yes
41. Sum up your current mood in one word.
satisfied.
42. Last time you cried?
When Gracie asked me to go to Hannah Montana.
43. Are you jealous of anybody?
Not really--pretty good right now..
At 3/02/2008 12:22:00 AM,
Anonymous said…
Wow Bonnie. I can't tell if you love me or hate me. That's fine, because I often hate the fact that I love you so much. I will get a tattoo of y6our face on some part of my body to show my pure devotion, and then you will say "Drebbit, I love all that you are, and my friends just don't understand strangers pulling their pants down and trying to impregnate them" And then all will be well.
At 3/06/2008 03:28:00 PM,
Anonymous said…
1. Do you think you can be in a relationship for 6 months without cheating?
I think the better question is do you think you can be in a relationship for 6
months.
2. What's your favorite color?
Green
3. What are you doing now?
Avoiding work
4. What is one thing you question a lot?
If my shirts are too low cut for the office
5. Do you lead people on?Yes.6. Are you?
Constantly
7. Have you ever told someone of the opposite sex that you loved them?
Yes, but I think the better question is did you mean it.
8. Is there anyone who doesn't like you?
There are so many. I think they have formed a club.
9. Do you miss someone?
Yes
10. Did any of your friends go out with any of your ex's?
Umm yes, Huntington is a very small dating pool. It would be impossible not to.
11. Are looks important?
Yes, but so is the size of his CD collection and his knowledge of useless trivia.
12. What are you wearing?
I’m at work so I’m dressed like someone’s Mom. However, I am wearing underwear the says “I only ride big waves” if that does it for anyone.
13. Are you mad at someone right now?
What kind of question is that with Bush in the Whitehouse?
14. Where do your keep your money?
Invested in shoes and bath products.
15. How did you wake up this morning?
Hung over
16. Which is more romantic: sunrise or sunset?
You are kidding right?
17. Quick say a verse from any song?
18. Would you die for someone?
I would have this morning
19. Your last time in the hospital?
A few months ago but I was visiting not admitted.
20. Do you love anyone?
Yes
21. Do long distance relationships work?
For me they do: Anyone can be a good girlfriend for one weekend a month and two weeks a year. It is kinda like being in the reserves without the threat of being deployed to Iraq.
22. How was your day?
23. Do you live near any of your friends?
Not as close as I would like to some and too close to others
24. Are you scared of spiders?
No not in general
25. How do you walk?Like a man?
No I shake my ass when I walk and I don’t do it on purpose. I think it might be genetic.
26. What do you think of Fergie?
I think I really liked the Black Eyed Peas song “Pass the Joint” and that was before she was in the band.
27. Do you believe in love?
Sure but as a spectator.
28. How old do you want to be when you have kids?
Lets see how old was I three years ago.
29. Why did you last throw up?
I drank to much the night before.
30. What do you know about the future?
It is inevitable.
31. Do you only drink bottled water?
No, I try not to drink bottled water but I am addicted to mineral water which comes in a bottle.
32. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
No, I’m pretty much unhappy all the time regardless.
33. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
No, but easily persuaded.
34. Most hated food?
Green Peppers
35. Do you wish someone would call you?
Yes, but his wife deleted my number from his phone. Just kidding.
36. What's something you wish you could understand better?
Tax law, investing and why the only guys who hit on me are in the twenties or married.
37. If someone doesn't like you, it's usually because...
Of something I said when I was drunk.
38. What are you excited about?
39. Kissed someone in the last 24 hrs?
YES
40. Have you lost friends in the past years?
Just the ones who got married.
41. Sum up your current mood in one word.
Exhausted
42. Last time you cried?
When I read Drebbit’s answer to question 42.
43. Are you jealous of anybody?
The better question would be who are you not jealous of.
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