My Replacement

Here's a letter that was sent to my editor today. It amused me. People do weird things.

From: michelle
Sent: Wednesday, July 18, 2007 1:30 PM
To: @NBC iVillage Editors
Subject: Hilarious!! If you ever need a stand in...

To Whom it May Concern:

I'm sure no one is going to read this or take it seriously, however, I have stubbled upon your blabber via Yahoo! and just thought I would drop a line and comment on how clever and to the point I found your segments. Not that I would consider this a resume...but I would love to be a fill in or a co-host to your already hilarious, witty, dry-deliverance (in a much needed good-way, just to clarify) current brunette host. I have a rediculous plethara of worldly and useless knowlegde and improv skills that I could bring to the table... For example, I am a 27yr old blonde...currently a Race horse trainer, Eventer, Jumper and Personal Fitness Trainer as well as a High School English Teacher with a Masters in English Literature-Minor in Accounting...kind of person and enjoy a challenge. Thank you to whoever reads and handles this stuff...I'm sure you get a ton.

Thought you were great,
Michelle