Dear Mr. I Won't Be Reading Your Response or Future Emails So You Can Just Not Waste Your Time
Ugh... Again we must revisit this stupid "promised" ticket thing that never happened. Our one and only email exchange about premiere tickets went like this...
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From: Aaron Lutz
To: Suzy Byrne
Sent: Fri Sep 15 19:49:42 2006
Subject: So you are...
taking me to the Marshall Movie premiere as a date? SWEET.
Lutz
From: Suzy Byrne
Sent: Fri 9/15/2006 7:54 PM
To: Aaron Lutz
Subject: Re: So you are...
Ha! I actually requested some tickets. She said that she normally doesn't give tickets to reporters, then she asked how many I wanted. I'll check in with her about it but I hope she'll give me a few.. I'm also coming for the 10/4 game I think. You going? Then we'll all be back for homecoming.
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On October 17, I was told I had 4 tickets, so I asked Davy, Drebbit and Amy if they wanted to go. They said: Swell. This was before I was even in town for homecoming. You and I never discussed the premiere again... until you emailed me to bitch about not being invited after overhearing Drebbit and EricNeighborgall Fisher discussing it.
I told you "That's fucking life" and to "FUCK OFF" after you drunk emailed me -- over Thanksgiving -- to bitch about me breaking a "promise" that I never made. You invited yourself and I said I'd see how many extra tickets I got. That was the extent of it. The extra tickets I received were given to people I am better friends with than you, a guy I have hung out with maybe three times in my entire life. And based on this absurd situation, I think I made the right decision.
Further, if you wanted to go so badly, you should have ponied up your own money and gone. There's something called currency -- spend some. The tickets were available to the public.
I know you like to obsess over things -- people! -- for a long time, but I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave me alone already.
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From: Aaron Lutz
To: Suzy Byrne
Sent: Fri Sep 15 19:49:42 2006
Subject: So you are...
taking me to the Marshall Movie premiere as a date? SWEET.
Lutz
From: Suzy Byrne
Sent: Fri 9/15/2006 7:54 PM
To: Aaron Lutz
Subject: Re: So you are...
Ha! I actually requested some tickets. She said that she normally doesn't give tickets to reporters, then she asked how many I wanted. I'll check in with her about it but I hope she'll give me a few.. I'm also coming for the 10/4 game I think. You going? Then we'll all be back for homecoming.
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On October 17, I was told I had 4 tickets, so I asked Davy, Drebbit and Amy if they wanted to go. They said: Swell. This was before I was even in town for homecoming. You and I never discussed the premiere again... until you emailed me to bitch about not being invited after overhearing Drebbit and Eric
I told you "That's fucking life" and to "FUCK OFF" after you drunk emailed me -- over Thanksgiving -- to bitch about me breaking a "promise" that I never made. You invited yourself and I said I'd see how many extra tickets I got. That was the extent of it. The extra tickets I received were given to people I am better friends with than you, a guy I have hung out with maybe three times in my entire life. And based on this absurd situation, I think I made the right decision.
Further, if you wanted to go so badly, you should have ponied up your own money and gone. There's something called currency -- spend some. The tickets were available to the public.
I know you like to obsess over things -- people! -- for a long time, but I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave me alone already.
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5 Comments:
At 1/08/2007 11:02:00 PM,
Anonymous said…
If it helps I can say that I had a really good time. And I think that is the most important thing. I think everybody needs to stop thinking of themselves and start thinking about me.
At 1/09/2007 12:00:00 AM,
Suzy "We Rule This School" Byrne said…
i think of you all the time. too much actually. shhh... don't tell julie.
At 1/10/2007 12:55:00 PM,
Bonnie "Is that a parking ticket?" Carter said…
Now that I saw that nipple picture.....
At 1/10/2007 11:33:00 PM,
Amy "Big Tits" Fisher said…
I THINK THE OTHER COMMENT IS FUNNY!!! YOU KNOW, THE ONE FROM ANONYMOUS!!!
At 1/10/2007 11:36:00 PM,
Amy "Big Tits" Fisher said…
I HAD A GREAT TIME TO AND I THINK THIS BACK AND FORTH STUFF IS FUNNY PLEASE DON'T CANCELL MY SUBSCRIPTION TO CRY BABY MAGAZINE!! WRITTEN BY AARON LUTZ! PICTURES BY AARON LUTZS!!! HEE HEE
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